1 - When shit hits the fan, you really find out how much your friends mean to you.
2 - When Val eats an orange highlighter, it makes a BIG mess. Also when Punk eats mascara.... he gets bonus ticking on his coat.
3 - When one of your best friends dogs passes, you feel the loss as if it is your own.
4 - LOVE your friends for you never know what tomorrow brings.
5 - When traveling with your dogs, DONT CHANGE THEIR FOOD.......
6 - Do NOT run 3 P16 dogs YOURSELF at a USDAA Regional.
7 - No matter how much you look forward to Cynosports, SOMETHING will be totally f'd up.
8 - When your car makes funny noises and it just "goes away", the problem is STILL THERE!
9 - When you're over 30 you cannot stay up for over 24 hours or you'll get the shakes
10 - When your dog poops all over your car (and one of your other dogs), it's REAL smelly
11 - When you leave your husband in a clean house with a "to do" list over the weekend, it will be a MESS when you return and the "to do's" are NOT done.
12 - Camping can be fun with good company.
13 - You never realize how much you love agility with your dog until you contemplate retirement.
14 - I need to train my broad jumps.
15 - Do NOT feed a dog that does not do well with chicken, chicken. (Yea, I'm a dumbass)
16 - The labrador national premium is OVER FIFTY PAGES!!! OMG!! Anyone know where to start with that??
17 - I need to do research on how to get your dog NOT TO BREAK weave poles.
18 - I have WAY to much shit I haul to a dog show.
19 - Beer is still good
20 - Contact equipment is heavy.
21 - I love my Sister In Law and am sad she is moving.
22 - One can never have enough Border Collies.
23 - Don't quit my day job..... this agility shit is expensive!
24 - The sound of a dog about to barf will wake the dead.
25 - The air conditioner in the camper will make you need a parka if not set properly.
26 - I can truly be happy for friends who do amazing even when my performance is SHIT. (I'm quite proud I feel this way..... Honestly, I didn't think I could be. But yet, these past two weekends, I was ecstatic for friends kicking some serious booty.)
27 - I will ALWAYS have a dog to train as long as Temper is alive. lmao!
28 - When you figure out your dogs heat cycles, they will come in 2 weeks early.
29 - I need to spay my dog.
30 - Indoor soccer arenas are HELL on my allergies.
31 - I love my dogs, friends, and family. All this other crap is just bonus. No matter how bad I bomb at a show, or how bad of a day I have otherwise, I am just happy we are all together. I am lucky my dogs are healthy, alive and ABLE to play this game with me. I am also lucky my dogs, friends and family put up with me.
What???? I'm a good boy! :o
